5 Reasons Why You Should Boycott My Blog

It has been brought to my attention that I do not blog enough. This is sad but true. So in efforts to keep people away from my blog I am about to post 5 reasons why you shouldn't read what I post....go on keep reading....I DARE you.

1. I eat turkey burgers. What kind of a psycho would eat those? I blame them for taking away my creative writing abilities, which is why I can't think of anything cool to write about.
2. A day in the life of me goes like this...wake up late (again), get ready, go to work, work about 3 hours, pick Cody up for lunch, eat lunch, take Cody back to school, back to work, go home, exercise, watch a 1 hr television program that is recorded on my DVR (usually CSI), go to bed. And some how in that span of 24 hours nothing new seems to ever happen! Except maybe a different episode of CSI, but who wants to hear about that?
3. I am rude (sometimes). For example, at work I have a co-worker(surprise, surprise). I thought I would be nice and invite him and his wife over to our house to watch the Lakers/Jazz game Friday night. But then I remembered that they don't really like the jazz all that much. So I proceeded to tell him how they were still invited but probably would not have any fun at all, and they would pretty much hate it. So after all that, I though I was being extremely considerate (keeping them in mind of course) to dis-invite them. Then they wouldn't feel obligated to come to something they really didn't enjoy.
4. I had my Christmas tree up a week before Thanksgiving. Yes, what kind of an American am I? Obviously one that has serious issues with holiday no-no's.
5. And last but not least, the 5th and final reason you should boycott my blog is because I lie. Reason being is that in my 3rd point I said I was rude (sometimes)....its a lie! I am rude (always)!! How can you possibly read my blog if the things that are on it aren't true....

I hope that through my 5 reasons not to read my blog, something inside of you has stirred that says you need to read it more often. I will make a goal to post something each day this week, just so that others don't feel that they need to boycott my blog. I hope everyone is looking forward to tomorrow...